The greenhouse is drowned. Every bean and courgette big enough to get hold of is picked. The fruit cage is firmly closed. The biggest weeds have been removed, for fear of seed dispersal.
Time for the most important holiday preparation of all. When leaving the garden to fend for itself for a short period, use this simple action to ensure all is well on your return:
Cross fingers and hope for the best.
Then deal with the fallout when you get back.
See you in September!